I Now Pronounce You … Frumpy.

See Natalie Portman’s Wedding Dress by Rodarte! – UsMagazine.com.

I got this link from my gorgeous friend and bride-to-be who will TOTALLY look better than Natalie does at her wedding.  Now, let me start with how much I love Natalie Portman.  I think she’s beyond gorgeous, classy, super smart – really, one of my favorite celebrities.  I normally think she has ah-mazing style.  But this wedding dress??  ICK.  Is she hiding something on her arms?  A rash?  Boils?  Scales??  WHY???  She looks frumpy and chubby and she’s NOT (unless she’s knocked up again … this might be how rumors get started…).

And that headgear?  Left over from her Star Wars days??:

See Natalie Portman's Wedding Dress by Rodarte! - UsMagazine.com

I actually think I like the Star Wars look better…  No wonder images from her wedding were so under wraps.  I’m very happy she’s happy though.



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2 responses to “I Now Pronounce You … Frumpy.

  1. random

    she needed to cover her arms as it was a jewish ceremony.

  2. I hadn’t thought about that. I apologize for any insensitivity in that regard. Sometimes I get carried away with my rants and don’t really think before typing. I appreciate you point that out.

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