Whenever I am having a bad day and am feeling sad and mopey, I look at bulldogs online. Men look at porn, I look at bulldog puppies. Puppy porn (blasphemy!) Well, normally, I have wine in my pjs, but at work they frown upon that. I mean, we’re not even Business Casual. I used to shop online when I was blue, but I gave that up for Lent (worst decision ever! I feel like I’ve missed out on many a spring-colored skinny jean from the Gap. And a fab Rebecca Taylor dress and tank ON SALE on shopbop.com – if that wasn’t the Devil tempting Jesus, I just don’t know what is.) Anyways, I thought the bulldog thing was a secret/unique habit of mine, but today, I received an email from a coworker full of bulldog puppy pictures! She apparently was stressed out too. What is it about the crazy, rolly-poly smushed faces that just make you feel better? Anyways, I totally one-upped her with all my non-narcotic … well, uppers. So, I thought I might share, in case anyone is having a bad day.
This is my personal fave. It’s from Cute Overload:
I need a paw like that to comfort me in my time of need. Though, my bulldog will be a girl. She’ll wear a bow so everyone knows she’s a lady.
And here are my favorite two videos:
Poor guy’s little butt won’t fit in his box. You can see his sad face =( Poor guy’s embarrassed he’s carrying a little junk in the trunk. I feel ya, buddy.
Finally, meet GUS! He does what he wants and he GETS IT DONE. Indoor pools are definitely better anyways. He must live in Texas … trying to get out of the heat.
Enjoy. Hope this brightens your day!