I do not love you, but I love Tom Colicchio and Gail and the rest of your show. Top Chef is to be loved and revered, and I watch it religiously. I was sooo happy you came to my homeland, as we clearly got some good cookin’ going on. Chili, ribs, Tex-Mex, holla! But, is this what you think Texans wear?? I have been all around this great state, and there are some ridiculous sites to be seen, yes, but I have NEVER seen a denim jumpsuit. You hurt my heart and eyes and now, my reputation among all my friends that hail from other states.
Are we wearing a picnic table cloth? Is that your boyfriend/lumberjack’s shirt??
Are we ready for our Quinceanera??
THE WORST. There are no words.
Dear loyal readers, we have MUCH better style than this in Texas. I promise. Don’t judge me. Also, a friendly reminder, while we might tote hefty firearms, we do not ride horses everywhere. I said not everywhere…